November 20 - The neck swirl is really becoming noticable
November 13 - I need a shave and haircut badly
November 6th - I am ugly
October 31st - the last day I shaved
Okay, now that we're done with all that ridiculousness, here's the really important news. This morning, as I was preparing my delicious and nutritious breakfast, I was given a rare treat: a double-yolked egg! I've never seen one before, but have always wanted one since I first heard about them in the movie "Chicken Run". Take a look:
Yowza! I give this whole beard thing one hearty scratch, and the egg six clucks up!